Off to Tahoe for the weekend :)
Life is weird/beautiful.– John Green Out of Context (via johngreenoutofcontext)
I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on...
layintheblanks: I am a Man of Constant Sorrow...
salemanders: idk who half the people on my dash are anymore
toxic-ponies: friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
God, I just read the plot for “A Serbian Film” Do NOT look it up Just reading about it made me sick to my stomach Seriously, I might vomit
See what your followers thinks of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
A brief summary of Supernatural
Everyone: But I already spoke to some other detectives.
captainimaginary: nargleinfestation: do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even...
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a...
askslenderrose: aladdinsfuturewife: ((PLEASE))
reblog if your penis is perfect
How to make your dreams come true:
cloysterbell: 1. Make a graham cracker crust. 2. Make some cookie dough. 3. Make some cheesecake batter. 4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter. 5. Pour into a springform. 6. Top with more cookie dough. 7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9. 8. Let chill in...
Your current number of followers is the number of...
texasifiedit: buttcrocs: mabel-syrup: tsunderage: i-ship-it-like-fedex: grilledkarkats: queen-of-hearts92: funkystudent: craysheep: ah Fuck yeah! Well that’s cute. Are you kidding me (5 more followers and I get a Milotic, please?) It could be worse but I’m not pleased. yes good okay FUCK YES Aww, Yeah?
3.Do you Smoke?
4.Do you Drink?
5.Do you take drugs?
6.Age you get mistaken for
8.Want any tattoos?
9.Got any Piercings?
10.Want any Piercings?
13.Biggest turn ons
14.Biggest turn offs
16.I’ll love you if
17.Someone you miss
18.Most traumatic experience
19.A fact about your personality
20.What I hate most about myself
21.What I love most about myself
22.What I want to be when I get older
23.My relationship with my sibling(s)
24.My relationship with my parent(s)
25.My idea of a perfect date
26.My biggest pet peeves
27.A description of the girl/boy I like
28.A description of the person I dislike the most
29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30.What I hate the most about work/school
31.What y last text message says
32.What words upset me the most
33.What words make me feel the best about myself
34.What I find attractive in women
35.What I find attractive in men
36.Where I would like to live
37.One of my insecurities
38.My childhood career choice
39.My favorite ice cream flavor
40.Who wish I could be
41.Where I want to be right now
42.The last thing I ate
43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44.A random fact about anything
Obscure questions. (Ignore the answers)
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?:
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?:
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?:
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?:
5: Your favourite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favourite):
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?:
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?:
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?:
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?:
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?: Pirates because they're the the type of people who just do what they want, when they want.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?: Yes, and got stuck up there.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?: Pffft. Who doesn't?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?: Koala Bear
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?: My arms? Seriously, I have such a low self esteem that non of my body is my 'favourite'.
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?: My caring nature, I guess.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?: My mum loves Madonna, so I'll have to go with Lady Gaga.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?: Me watch sports? Pfft.
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?: ^See above^
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?: Grimaldi's Pizzeria, the best pizza in world world.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?: Margarine, as I grew up with it. Butter takes to long to melt. Haha
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?): Um, semi-skimmed? Don't know what that would translate to in American terms
22: Which continents have you been on?: North America, Europe, Asia.
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?: Up until I was 10 I would always throw up on a plane, every single time, and once I puked on a stewardess
24: Backpacks or satchels?: I'm using a satchel at the moment, but I much prefer backpacks
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?: A mix between Pokemon, Teen Titans, and Danny Phantom
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take?: A cow, as it would be bigger, and I could milk it
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?: New York, damn its beautiful.
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?: 15 hours. it almost killed me, but it wasn't the worst I've ever been on.
30: The latest you've ever slept?: around 1-ish, I've never really needed that much sleep, but I can't function without at least an hour.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?: I would, but only because it was given as a gift.
32: Do you pick at scabs?: Some times, but only if its in a really obvious place.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?: Green beans
34: How far can you throw a baseball?: About three meters, haha.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?: Canada!
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?: It was okay, just a bit... Chewy.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?: Former, as its more quiet and more specialised
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?: Love every time, I couldn't do a relationship with just sex. I wouldn't even care if she wanted to wait till her wedding night, I would wait.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?: Lately, yes, but before the new year, no.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?: Meh about both, I prefer books of any genre
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?: Nope. I'll hold it in even if it burns.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?: Nah, I respect them too much for that, not even in arguments.
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?: A ghoul. Because of my shyness and general stealthiness I scared a lot of people that night.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?: Electric Blue.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?: That's pretty much my main goal in life, apart from publishing a book.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.: I don't really drink too much water, apart from what's in my tea.
47: City or nature person?: City; I'm kinda a shut in...
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?): Yup, when I was a kid, me and my friends tried to do make overs on each other, and we used felt tip pens. Our parents were not amused.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?: I'm a guy, but I've tried them on for a bet once, made it down the street and some stairs before I fell over.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!:
1) I have read a 500 page book in less then four hours.
2) I am currently growing a beard. A BEARD MADE OF AWESOMENESS!
3) All my family think I'm innocent; I must be a very good actor.
4) I pride myself on my shitty writing.
5) I am English!
6) I am actually a unicorn.
1. tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
2. what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
3. what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
4. what are you listening to?
5. what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
6. where do you think your best friend is right now?
7. have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
8. sex on the first date?
9. kiss on the first date?
10. is there one person you want to be with right now?
11. are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12. is there something you would like to say to someone?
13. what are three things you did today?
14. would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15. what is your favorite kind of gum?
16. are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17. what is on your wrists right now?
18. ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19. does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20. are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21. have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22. can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23. how have you felt today?
24. you receive $60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25. what is wrong with you right now?
26. is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27. would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28. why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29. how late did you stay up last night and why?
30. when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31. what were you doing an hour ago?
32. what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33. are you wearing jeans right now?
34. are you a patient person?
35. do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36. favorite color?
37. did you have a dream last night?
38. are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39. if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40. do you love anyone who is not related to you?
So, I just realized that a post I made back in June has 3500 FREAKING NOTES WHAT IS MY LIFE?
entrancedinmypants: h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay and if anyone asks we all went to the same school but moved away
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
Tell me who you ship me with on anon
skizzimi: gloomysandwichgirl: askdeanwinchestah: bleeding-shortcake: I’m interested I WANT EXPLANATIONS TOO DO IT SGHFSGDF AND EXPLAIN this looks like a terrible idea
butterfillow: offendpoppunk: i hate it when kids treat teachers with no respect like do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with a bunch of kids everyday every time someone talks back to a teacher or something i’m really inclined to jump out of my seat and yell at the kid to have some fucking respect All day, everyday.
Everyone in the Doctor Who fandom, reblog.
bbcsherlockftw: spaghetticakeandstuff: bbcsherlockftw: A haiku about friendly anons: why why why why why oh why are you on anon let me love you now there is no juxtaposition or seasonal reference therefore this is a shitty haiku
csatiel: BLAME IT ON MY AYYY DEE DEE BAYBAY