What a Slut, Time is

adriofthedead: kylobe: geromykyle: you’re welcome fuckign...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:30:09 -0700

adriofthedead:

kylobe:

geromykyle:

you’re welcome

fuckign finally thank u friend

I love these so much

cats—me0w: oh my gOD

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:05:21 -0700

cats—me0w:

oh my gOD

changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100% true):

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:03 -0700

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted

on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan

christmas is illegal

the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread

post limit is 1 post per day

selfies are banned

you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely

baldness is illegal

"25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:43:17 -0700

“

25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25

1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize that they actually have your best interests in mind or you forgive them for being flawed human beings, you can’t happily enter adulthood with that familial brand of resentment.

2. Kiss someone you think is out of your league; kiss models and med students and entrepreneurs with part-time lives in Dubai and don’t worry about if they’re going to call you afterward.

3. Minimize your passivity.

4. Work a service job to gain some understanding of how tipping works, how to keep your cool around assholes, how a few kind words can change someone’s day.

5. Recognize freedom as a 5:30 a.m. trip to the diner with a bunch of strangers you’ve just met.

6. Try not to beat yourself up over having obtained a ‘useless’ Bachelor’s Degree. Debt is hell, and things didn’t pan out quite like you expected, but you did get to go to college, and having a degree isn’t the worst thing in the world to have. We will figure this mess out, I think, probably; the point is you’re not worth less just because there hasn’t been an immediate pay off for going to school. Be patient, work with what you have, and remember that a lot of us are in this together.

7. If you’re employed in any capacity, open a savings account. You never know when you might be unemployed or in desperate need of getting away for a few days. Even $10 a week is $520 more a year than you would’ve had otherwise.

8. Make a habit of going outside, enjoying the light, relearning your friends, forgetting the internet.

9. Go on a 4-day, brunch-fueled bender.

10. Start a relationship with your crush by telling them that you want them. Directly. Like, look them in the face and say it to them. Say, I want you. I want to be with you.

11. Learn to say ‘no’ — to yourself. Don’t keep wearing high heels if you hate them; don’t keep smoking if you’re disgusted by the way you smell the morning after; stop wasting entire days on your couch if you’re going to complain about missing the sun.

12. Take time to revisit the places that made you who you are: the apartment you grew up in, your middle school, your hometown. These places may or may not be here forever; you definitely won’t be.

13. Find a hobby that makes being alone feel lovely and empowering and like something to look forward to.

14. Think you know yourself until you meet someone better than you.

15. Forget who you are, what your priorities are, and how a person should be.

16. Identify your fears and instead of letting them dictate your every move, find and talk to people who have overcome them. Don’t settle for experiencing .000002% of what the world has to offer because you’re afraid of getting on a plane.

17. Make a habit of cleaning up and letting go. Just because it fit at one point doesn’t mean you need to keep it forever — whether ‘it’ is your favorite pair of pants or your ex.

18. Stop hating yourself.

19. Go out and watch that movie, read that book, listen to that band you already lied about watching, reading, listening to.

20. Take advantage of health insurance while you have it.

21. Make a habit of telling people how you feel, whether it means writing a gushing fan-girl email to someone whose work you love or telling your boss why you deserve a raise.

22. Date someone who says, “I love you” first.

23. Leave the country under the premise of “finding yourself.” This will be unsuccessful. Places do not change people. Instead, do a lot of solo drinking, read a lot of books, have sex in dirty hostels, and come home when you start to miss it.

24. Suck it up and buy a Macbook Pro.

25. Quit that job that’s making you miserable, end the relationship that makes you act like a lunatic, lose the friend whose sole purpose in life is making you feel like you’re perpetually on the verge of vomiting. You’re young, you’re resilient, there are other jobs and relationships and friends if you’re patient and open.

”

- (via inthisglasshouse (via leslieabsolutelynot)

5 years to go and i think i’ve achieved like two of these.

(via yesitsjohn)

richmondcee: nationway: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: P...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:09 -0700

richmondcee:

nationway:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

this is why tumblr is better than school

my pin is 9999 though so damn

Please read this****

This is 100% not true, and you will probably end up getting shot by the theif

So, for those of you who haven’t heard about the Kaitlyn Hunt case, learn yourself some...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:37:52 -0700

So, for those of you who haven’t heard about the Kaitlyn Hunt case, learn yourself some news

The tl;dr is basically this: 18 year old Kaitlyn Hunt has been arrested for statutory rape for her homosexual relationship with a 15 year old girl. The parents of the minor brought the relationship to the attention of the police who promptly arrested the adult, Hunt.

The controversy behind this story is several-fold: 1. The parents of the minor accused Hunt of “turning our daughter gay,” and waited until the Hunt turned 18 to bring the relationship to the police, 2. Thus it’s being argued that the case wouldn’t be an issue if the relationship was not a homosexual one, however 3. Many people want Hunt to be acquitted of the crime because they believe that she is being discriminated against due to her sexual orientation, despite the fact that the relationship would still be illegal if it were a heterosexual one.

WARNING! OPINION AHEAD! WARNING!

Here’s what I think: The problem with this case (and why I think that the case is important) is that it illustrates the inconsistencies with statutory rape laws. The problem is not with the parents or the anti-homosexual agendas of the media, but with the lack of stipulation on the role age plays in statutory rape cases. It’s obvious that a 19 year old shouldn’t be in a relationship with a 13 year old, but it’s also illegal for an 18 year old to be in a relationship with a 17 year old (at least in states where 18 is the age of consent). Where should that line be drawn? Is it fair to say that a 16 year old is unable to give consent in California, but is completely able to in Nevada?

clarkadefire: theartofcrimping: so good. Everyone talks about...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:11:52 -0700

clarkadefire:

theartofcrimping:

so good.

Everyone talks about The Beatles being the best band ever so much that sometimes you forget that THEY REALLY ARE

Abbey Road is such a perfect album. It was released 46 years ago and I’m still yet to hear any song writing better than this. I think I’m going to cry.

AND IN THE END

THE LOVE YOU TAKE

IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU MAKE

I need to lie down

egberts: woah guy s i refreshed my dash and it changed!!!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:13:45 -0700

egberts:

woah guy s i refreshed my dash and it changed!!!!!!

danicashmanica: nerdgirl-fangirl: Yeah, I don’t think that we...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:02:26 -0700

danicashmanica:

nerdgirl-fangirl:

Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

Oh? You don’t say… [ALWAYS REBLOG]

mistersnurb: WTF did you guys see the new post on the staff blog? I can’t believe yahoo is buying...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:48 -0700

mistersnurb:

WTF did you guys see the new post on the staff blog? I can’t believe yahoo is buying tumblr just so they can shut it down permanently tomorrow :(

spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:48:49 -0700

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

chicken tender

the billionth number of pi is 9

it’s not gay if it’s on the moon

sponges feel cool

highdeas.com

joe biden

the letter Q

dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:47:51 -0700

Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:43:49 -0700

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

arockettopigfarts: “What’s your favorite dance move?”

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:42:21 -0700

arockettopigfarts:

“What’s your favorite dance move?”

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:41:37 -0700

door: Where can I find sexy lingerie, Hank?

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:40:08 -0700

door:

Where can I find sexy lingerie, Hank?

olenna-redwyne: Sad Cat Diaries (x)

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:38:41 -0700

olenna-redwyne:

Sad Cat Diaries (x)

lexuswillow: This is an old family picture. My family does not...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:28:01 -0700

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

A+ parenting, am I right?

…

Wait… No. This is F- parenting. This is the opposite of A+ parenting. This is how you fail at being a parent. I hope everyone is taking notes on “How NOT To Be a Good Parent 101”

What a Slut, Time is

adriofthedead: kylobe: geromykyle: you’re welcome fuckign...

cats—me0w: oh my gOD

changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100% true):

"25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether you finally recognize..."

richmondcee: nationway: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: P...

So, for those of you who haven’t heard about the Kaitlyn Hunt case, learn yourself some...

clarkadefire: theartofcrimping: so good. Everyone talks about...

egberts: woah guy s i refreshed my dash and it changed!!!!!!

danicashmanica: nerdgirl-fangirl: Yeah, I don’t think that we...

mistersnurb: WTF did you guys see the new post on the staff blog? I can’t believe yahoo is buying...

spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is...

Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

arockettopigfarts: “What’s your favorite dance move?”

Photo

door: Where can I find sexy lingerie, Hank?

olenna-redwyne: Sad Cat Diaries (x)

lexuswillow: This is an old family picture. My family does not...

Photo

Someone download XKit 7 and message me! I wanna see how it works