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Ethan. 18. California. Aquarius. Taken. I got this tumblr for the sole purpose of following people.
It's Cold On Mars
John Green:
What do I know about the p--
Hank Green:
It's cold.
John:
Is it cold on Mars?
Hank:
It's cold on Mars.
John:
Really?
Hank:
It's cold on Mars
John:
Really?
Hank:
It's cold on Mars
John:
Are you positive?
Hank:
...
John:
The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
Hank:
... It's cold on Mars. Sorry
John:
Even in August?
Hank:
It's cold
John:
Right at the equator?
Hank:
It's cold
John:
Right at the Martian equator?
Hank:
It's cold
John:
'Cause it's further from Earth; is that why?
Hank:
Yes- It's further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
John:
Wait, you're telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you'll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6^5 is not 4!
Hank:
You're bad at being a nerd...
John Green: What do I know about the p—
Hank Green: It’s cold.
John: Is it cold on Mars?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars.
John: Really?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars
John: Really?
Hank: It’s cold on Mars
John: Are you positive?
Hank:…
John: The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
Hank:… It’s cold on Mars. Sorry
John: Even in August?
Hank: It’s cold
John: Right at the equator?
Hank: It’s cold
John: Right at the Martian equator?
Hank: It’s cold
John: ‘Cause it’s further from Earth; is that why?
Hank: Yes- It’s further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
John: Wait, you’re telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you’ll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6^5 is not 4!
Hank: You’re bad at being a nerd…
How does this post have over 1000 notes? How?
It's Cold On Mars
John Green:
What do I know about the p--
Hank Green:
It's cold.
John:
Is it cold on Mars?
Hank:
It's cold on Mars.
John:
Really?
Hank:
It's cold on Mars
John:
Really?
Hank:
It's cold on Mars
John:
Are you positive?
Hank:
...
John:
The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
Hank:
... It's cold on Mars. Sorry
John:
Even in August?
Hank:
It's cold
John:
Right at the equator?
Hank:
It's cold
John:
Right at the Martian equator?
Hank:
It's cold
John:
'Cause it's further from Earth; is that why?
Hank:
Yes- It's further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
John:
Wait, you're telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you'll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6^5 is not 4!
Hank:
You're bad at being a nerd...
The truth is, marriages are intensely personal and they are defined not by courts or by voters, but by the people who live inside of them. That’s traditional marriage; people making a private, daily, lifelong commitment. We can’t make gay marriage illegal because gay marriage is already happening. It has been happening for as long as human beings have been pledging themselves to each other.
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John Green
(x)
Marriage can be a religious thing. It can also be a secular thing. And guess what? Not everyone in the world is of the same religion. Preventing gay people from getting married is not an expression of religious freedom. It’s an expression of religious oppression. ‘Cause in the religion of the gay people getting married, presumably their god thinks it’s okay. And you are oppressing them.
Which is exactly what this boils down to. Because there are a hundred arguments against gay marriage. You can come up with all kinds of hypothetheories and just spout them off and people will just say nod nod yes yes yes. But to me there’s only one argument that matters for gay marriage: that all people should be seen as equals by the eyes of the law. (x)
I’m bored.
This has almost definitely been done before.
I do not care, because there is NO EDGE.
